'I've never been so bored in my life,' she said moodily. 'The Socialists paid a lot of actors twenty-five pounds to dress up in shit order and pretend to be a dole queue for their election poster last time. For a second he thought he'd been burgled. He'd talked to the appallingly pompous Paul Stratton, and asked Simon Harris about his wife, and answered questions fro
''Give it to me,' said Declan. 'Hullo,' murmured a sleepy voice. ''Well, tell the floor manager to tell him to put it fuckingback in again. He wished he had Vidal Sassoon's skills.
Join the newsletter to receive news, updates, new products and freebies in your inbox.